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Foxwoods Resort Casino opened its brand-new poker room yesterday and sexy Carmen Electra was there to honor it.

The official name of the poker room is the “WPT Poker Room” at Foxwoods. It’s located in a space next to where the old cardroom used to be. The new Fifth Street Café, a 100-seat restaurant, also opened as part of the expansion.

Carmen Electra dealt the first ceremonial poker hand and then the celebs and VIPs played a $25,000 winner-take-all tournament.

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.  The week flew by and they all had a great time.  After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says, “I don’t think I’ll ever do that again!  Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms around me and hollers 7 come 11 all night and I haven’t had a wink of sleep!”

The second guy says, “I know what you mean… my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and now she slaps the bed all night and hollers ‘hit me light or hit me hard’ and I haven’t had a wink of sleep either!”

The third guy says, “You guys think you have it bad!  My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters.”